If you could visit any planet, which would it be?
I wouldn’t go to Mercury because it’s too quick to catch.
I wouldn’t go to Venus because horrible mutant space monsters live beneath the sulphuric clouds.
I wouldn’t go to Earth because a species of sentient but violent hominids is systematically destroying it.
I wouldn’t go to Mars because I don’t like being thirsty, the colour red, or the Roman God of War.
I wouldn’t go to Jupiter because I would feel several dozen times heavier than I do now.
I wouldn’t go to Saturn because there are no bars there, just icy rings.
I wouldn’t go to Neptune because swirling clouds of ammonia make me cough.
I wouldn’t go to Pluto because it’s not really a planet, just some unfortunate moon that our greedy sun captured.
I guess that leaves Uranus.