I am an Adelaide-based writer with more words than sense. This site is about my work as a writer, possibly about my other interests if I ever get any, and about my attempts to improve the lives of all humanity with devious experiments into genetic reprogramming through the use of high-intensity radiation deflected from space through to the Earth's core to be then distributed among the underworld entities known as "Death Gnomes" who then come into our houses at night and inject us with synthetic pheromones that make us read women's magazines and milk snakes. Or something.